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From 2008 or 9 or something He’s a 00’s emo kid who found himself on lot and had too much too fast. Only available on perfed blotter.
He coughs fire after taking a particularly huge dab and looks a lot like his dab torch.
Part of the GLK sticker Pack
Sparkly lil lotiana Miracle Mindy at Dead 50 gets hard to come by tickets thrown at her while poor Earthy Erin gets no love. Released right before Dead 50 summer 2015.
Her sticker is part of the Ghetto Lot Kids sticker pack
This guy is freaking out over what those freemasonic looking contrails and the helicopters might theoretically be doing and meanwhile he doesn’t even notice the very non theoretical travesty going on right behind him. Calm down, I didn’t say there are no conspiracies but sometimes you gotta pick your battles.
Available in the GLK sticker Pack
Deemsters aka DMT aka Dimethyltryptamine is the active ingredient in Ayahuasca and Bufo Alvaralis toad venom and is the stuff Joe Rogan keeps going off about. It’s most effectively smoked through a freebase pipe. That isn’t meth. Fuck meth.
Sticker available in the Ghetto Lot Kids series 1-4 sticker pack
Ol’s Shwilly Willie stumbling through the campground while his dog destroys the Ghetto Lot Kids label above his head, as the good boi should, he looks like a friendly drunk. Who am I to make fun? WE ARE ALL SHWILL WILL. Unless you don’t drink or don’t go to festies/campgrounds at venues.
His sticker is available here: GLK series
Dino stomping basshead circa 2010. Face contorted by the massive drop affecting the fine muscle motor control areas of the brain. Around them in the club younguns are high af on various white powders and amber moon rocks.
Available as part of the GLK sticker pack available here
He’s the rappin and crystal wrappin’ wire wrap gangsta with the wire wrap grill and the tourmaline chill.
He’s on a sticker in the GLK sticker pack available in the shop
The award for nastiest wookette goes to wookie wanda! Watch out for the crabs.
Available in the Ghetto Lot Kids sticker pack