-
New Website ghettolot.com
Check out ghettolot.com for all your wooked out lot, festy, jam band and basshead satire needs. It’s the new home of Ghetto Lot Kids, Ghetto Lot memes and a bunch of hilarious stuff you can stick to things, hang on your walls and wear on your hot yet dusty body.
-
Deamster Dan
Deemsters aka DMT aka Dimethyltryptamine is the active ingredient in Ayahuasca and Bufo Alvaralis toad venom and is the stuff Joe Rogan keeps going off about. It’s most effectively smoked through a freebase pipe. That isn’t meth. Fuck meth. Sticker available in the Ghetto Lot Kids series 1-4 sticker pack
-
Shwill Will
Ol’s Shwilly Willie stumbling through the campground while his dog destroys the Ghetto Lot Kids label above his head, as the good boi should, he looks like a friendly drunk. Who am I to make fun? WE ARE ALL SHWILL WILL. Unless you don’t drink or don’t go to festies/campgrounds at venues. His sticker is […]
-
Bassface Ace
Dino stomping basshead circa 2010. Face contorted by the massive drop affecting the fine muscle motor control areas of the brain. Around them in the club younguns are high af on various white powders and amber moon rocks. Available as part of the GLK sticker pack available here Sticker
-
Wraps A Lot Randal
He’s the rappin and crystal wrappin’ wire wrap gangsta with the wire wrap grill and the tourmaline chill. He’s on a sticker in the GLK sticker pack available in the shop
-
Wookie Wanda
The award for nastiest wookette goes to wookie wanda! Watch out for the crabs. Available in the Ghetto Lot Kids sticker pack
-
Floor Space Phil
A wook bearing a sad brown bud looks to trade for space on the floor to sleep for him and his dog at a hotel room on tour. They clearly don’t need his nug and the room already seems crowded. Will they let him in? Poor guy has no money and shitty weed, what would […]
-
Insty-Head Fred
The lot kid of 2010 action figure complete with DC shoes, LRG gear and a pit bull puppy. In contemporary memenclature the lot kid starter pack. Available in the GLK sticker pack in the shop
-
Slack Peter
He was almost Heighthin Nathan about Height street kids selling slack eights but I didn’t know anything about that at the time. I did know about being a young custy not knowing where to get headies in town and looking for them when Phish played Hampton once and actually weighing the bags people people were […]
-
Blowout Betty
Gas is expensive and she’s hustlin hard. She hasn’t seen the entire oncore all tour because she has to catch those crowds at blowout. If you see her out there on shakelot help her out. You look like you you need a $5 dollar burrito to soak up all the $15 crap beers you bought […]